Since You Hinted

Dear Susan,
you didn't execute this beauty;

I read six articles and a report to refute these miserable four paragraphs

in the hope of "prevailing" against an "argument".
You did it because, it was the right thing to do.

Fuck!
(h/t tbogg, thers, Roy, Roger, Norbizness, Billmon's Commenters, ntodd, et alia)

C